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Editor’s Note: The author writes: “I wrote this to celebrate all my negative test results and to honor those women who do not.”

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Chest. 2010;138(5):1271. doi:10.1378/chest.09-2650
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No soaps, deodorants, talcum powders.
Just initial here and sign here and here
after you fill out these forms.
Ultrasounds and MRI’s
Do you have Medicare?
Then I don’t need your card.
X-ray *2. Initial the back in these
three areas. Radiology needs this.
Are they in the same account?
When you’re done screening, please
fill out this form.
Come on back. Come on in.
They already took that one at 3 p.m.
X-ray *2. I’m not sure if I’m supposed
to wait.
They’re going to put it all on a CD so I
can take it with me.
It’s a little cluster of cysts and they don’t
do anything with them.
They want me to come back in six months.
Turn towards me. Lift your chin.
Pull your shoulder back. Relax.
Place your arm on this bracket.
Take a deep breath. Hold your
breath.
Some cluster cells, a little discharge,
A cyst reabsorbed, some asymmetry.
No cancer this year!


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